when i laugh my face literally morphs into a horse
(via nickkphoenix)
i want to get a job in a 50s diner where you have wear skates instead of normal shoes and when i quit ill throw my apron off and be like rollerskates the fuck out of here
(via reebokpumps)
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks









